Once upon a time, in a land far far away (a land which had no visa for pretty princess, you see, so Cinderella, Snow White and many more princess lived there) lived slept a beautiful princess, called...err...urm... the sleeping beauty. So one day, her sleeping pills wore off, and she suddenly woke up from her deep slumber.
She quickly logged on to PreetyFakeBook.com and found that all her friends from school days where in a relationship.
Worried about she would die alone, single, she pinged Cinderella about her relationship.
"How did you get prince charming?" inquired the sleeping beauty.
"Oh its simple," Cinderella, then told her about her deception of gate crashing the princes grand ball in which she was not at all invited. Then she informed to mysteriously escape from the dance leaving the prince excited high and dry. Thus in a nutshell, he comes hunting for you.
"Oh it is," Sleeping beauty said and decided to try it on. She quickly dressed amazing and gate crashed a princes ball (since the land had free visa, there was no limit for prince grand ball, they happened every day) but far from noticing her, the prince simply was busy playing kingdomVille on his iPrince and distressed she decided to go back to sleep.
On the way she met Snow White, who was busy painting the night sky.
"Hello there..." said the Sleeping beauty, "I see that engagement ring on your fingers. How are you?"
"I am fine," beamed Snow white flashing that ring.
She told her about the story and explained to her that the key to finding the good man is to live with 7 men and then dump them for the eight one who rescues you from them.
Sleeping beauty considered that idea for a while, then realized Snow White was top in the Physical Education class and also had joined weekend karate lessons, while she was simply...well.. sleeping. Living with 7 men and still staying a virgin for 8th was not her cup of tea.
Sad that she would die alone, she walked past Rapunzels tower, who was sitting on the top most window. She immediately called her and asked her the secret to get a handsome prince. Rapunzel giggled from the tower, and send a 'Dhotiranjan Varadahastam Kesh Kala' oil, the secret behind long hair.
Happy that finally she can do something, Sleeping beauty returned to her tower to try the new shampoo. When she returned she found the door ajar, cautiously, she stepped in, worried that she might find 7 little men in there, she found a note on her bed.
'Was here to ask you out, seems you already are engaged somewhere else. - Prince Charming.'
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